Happy birthday to me and happy 6 months to this guy! 💕 I love you so much and I’m excited to see where the rest of our relationship takes us. You’re the best thing next to my KingPin and I love you both 5ever&after 💕💋🐾
Happy birthday to me and happy 6 months to this guy! 💕 I love you so much and I’m excited to see where the rest of our relationship takes us. You’re the best thing next to my KingPin and I love you both 5ever&after 💕💋🐾
Marble nails for ya gurrrllll
#acrylicnails #nailart #idomyown #talent #princessring
My loves, you’ll both never know how much of my heart you guys own. 💕🐾❄️
#dogsofinstagram #boyfriendgoals #myfamily #myboys #iloveyou #5everandafter #truelove
Just a post saying thank you for all you do. I love you @natetrain80. 💕😍
“no homo” I whisper as I look at my garden of pea plants. The progeny had expressed a 1:2:1 ratio of phenotypes. I am Gregor Mendel.
This joke is lethal
my fave greek history story to tell is that of agnodice. like she noticed that women were dying a lot during childbirth so she went to egypt to study medicine in alexandria and was really fucking good but b/c it was illegal for women to be doctors in athens she had to pretend to be a man. and then the other doctors noticed that she was 10x better than them and accused her of seducing and sleeping with the women patients. like they brought her to court for this. and she just looked at them and these charges and stripped in front of everyone like “yeah. im not fucking your wives” and then they got so mad that a woman was better at their jobs then them that they tried to execute her but all her patients came to court and were like “are you fucking serious? she is the reason you have living children and a wife.” so they were shamed into changing the law and that is how women were given the right to practice medicine in athens
Yeah, this isn’t some Greek myth story about a hero or demigod or something, Agnodice was a real person who actually did this.
This place looks fake. “Where do you sell insurance?” “Uhhhh, the insurance place” “where’s that?” “Uhh… on a street”
she left htis guy for a bee
a bee
donald trump look like he fighting death so hard lmao just close your eyes and walk towards the light my guy